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(VDay + 3hr. CST)
Kissing is healthy!
According to CNN, kissing is a good way to fight cavities...to quote:
...the American Academy of Dentistry says that kissing helps prevent cavities.
It may not be as effective as flossing and brushing, but kissing increases saliva flow, and the academy says saliva is an important buffer for tooth decay.
Well, I think the course of action is quite clear...I don't think anyone would mind having their health improved. I wonder how many slaps I'll get...
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(VDay + 2hr46min CST)
Y2K
(to borrow from Steve M.)Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!! Just when you thought the world might be a little sane, you find something like this that just blows that thought out of the water. Take a look at the cute little sign at the bottom right corner of the page...and note how accurate the model number is: BS-1. Kudos to Sanyo for milking the wrong animal (don't think too much about that one...too disgusting)
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(VDay + 2hr39min CST)
The Ass-Kicking Machine
Hahahahaha.....this is great. Hop on over here and take a look at the world's only ass-kicking machine. A few notable quotes:
In 1996, we were in southern Virginia on vacation when we passed by a small house on a backroad that featured, as part of the front lawn, a large contraption which was labeled The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine!
Please don't attempt to operate the ass-kicker without Bob present, as it has been shown to be somewhat dangerous. Bob reported that at least once, the thing "started up by itself," and, well, kicked his ass.
Does The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine Really Kick Ass?
We are almost certain it kicks big-time ass. Bob's anecdotal report about being attacked by the ass-kicker when he got too close to it and "it started up by itself," plus the rugged design and Bob's conservative output rating of 100 asses per minute convince us that this device does, indeed, kick ass.
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(VDay + 2hr3min CST)
My pictures...
...are partially up now. I finally worked out a system to get all of my scanned images in, so I'll start the process of prepping all of the images and cramming them into the web pages. I have my scans of Thanksgiving break already up, so take a look if you so desire...just do a little clicking action on that Picturefest icon on the right...
Oh, and tell me what needs to be improved, what doesn't work yet (besides the christmas link), how much it sucks, etc, etc...
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(VDay + 1hr50min. CST)
etc Public Board
The Public Board lives! Well, kinda...that depends on you guys to actually visit it and post stuff. I've started it off with a long, boring post, so you better rush over there. I really think we should all start making it a constant thing, so to encourage it, I'm putting up a link to it from all parts of my site. If you've got a website, talk to Louis about how to add a direct link to the public board from your website. We can just use the same graphic on all of the sites, so talk to me if you want to use that 1 minute slap together thingy that I have on the right...I can adjust it to whatever background color you happen to have, or adjust it to light/dark transparency.
While I'm in the mood for online interaction, what about starting up a webring again? Louis' last one was...well, less than PC, but hilarious. It'd be kinda neat.
P.S. Okay, I admit, I really didn't want to make another graphic for today, so I cheeseballed the time on this one. And anyway, I just don't think that an entry for Valentine's Day should only have a single item in it...
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(11:59 PM CST)
Silly me...
I send out that ICQ message and don't even make an update for day...well,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
There, I said it. Happy now?
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