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(3:38 AM CDT)
I love the internet.
Just wandering around and found that Microsoft Office 2000 isn't going to be released until June 10th.
LOL!
Windows 98 Second Edition probably around the same time.
Hahaha!
(If you have no idea what I'm chuckling over, you don't visit a ftp site as often as you should... :)
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(3:27 AM CDT)
Courtesy The Onion
Universe Ends As God Wakes Up Next To Suzanne Pleshette
CHICAGO--The 15-billion-year-old universe came to a surprise-twist end Tuesday, when God woke up next to actress Suzanne Pleshette. "What a crazy dream I just had," God said to Pleshette at the conclusion of the popular, long-running universe. "I was the Creator of all things, I had this crazy Son who was always getting arrested and wouldn't get a haircut, and My children were always hurting and killing each other in My name." Pleshette reassured God that He had imagined the whole thing and urged the beleaguered, well-intentioned deity to go back to sleep.
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(3:24 AM CDT)
Pistachio Pudding
Sound weird enough? I was pretty surprised when a) it tasted pistachio-like and b) it tasted pretty good, at that. Just goes to show me I should keep buying the back-of-the-shelf food - try it out sometime...
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