| delta.wav |
"Delta. We loves us some flyin', and it be showin' like a mothaf*beep*." This is the best commercial ever. And yes, it is a real radio commercial. I've heard it a couple times on the local modern-music-till-it-hurts radio station. Imagine the whitest guy you know. Now pretend he's fluent in ebonics and doesn't mind rattling off the occasional curse or two. Put him in an ad for Delta Airlines and you get this: magic.
delta.wav, 820kb (and worth it). |
| cereal.jpg |
You'll catch the reference. You'd better catch the reference. Found this on a random newsgroup a while back.
cereal.jpg, 30.5kb. |
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| hypno3.zip |
Hypnotize yourself. Or give yourself a headache. Either way, you win. Unzip it and double click. Follow the instructions, which essentially amount to "press a key to start, another to stop." Stare at the center for about 20-30 seconds, and then look at just about anything else. Special fun if you watch the back of your hand. It looks like worms crawling just under the skin, like in that X-Files episode. If only I dropped acid...
hypno3.zip, 31kb. |
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