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Nikhil's site and the host for mine (along with a whole slew of others). Contains a few gigs' worth (!) of pictures of the gang. Site has stagnated and been put on hold as of my last visit.
George's Domain
Home of George Chen. Old Top Ten lists, Colorado pictures (link currently down--George?), weekly quiz, and occasional grossly offensive material... But we won't get into that.
Etc.
Here Lewpy, everyone's favorite guy* who responds to "bitch," has frequent updates and a message board for everyone to keep in touch with (not that anyone's been using it lately), along with old records of our Quake LAN sessions. Ahhh, memories.
*note--not verified as of yet. -ed.
Ducatisti U.S.A.
Chris' motorcycle-themed and rarely-updated site. Damn good graphically and interesting if you're into Ducatis.
The Garden
Shangrila's sickeningly sweet addition to the webpage world. Need to overdose on flowers? Go here. (Also useful for finding people's birthdays, I guess.)
Hunaid's Area
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's not called that anymore, but that's what his old site was titled and it was so darn funny I had to mention it. Nice looking site with fairly frequent updates to boot. Hockey stuff.
Bryan's Web Zone
Very nice-looking site from Bryan. Pretty technology-oriented.
Thoughts and Theory
Dean's site. Frequent-but-small updates. Go see what life in Michigan is like.
Skin
Andrew's running commentary on his movie-making venture.
Asgard
Andrew's abode. Tons of stuff, including the Epic, a few of his ongoing stories, and stuff about anime and television shows.
Wildcard's Domain
Brian's site that, despite being on Geocities, is actually pretty cool, having recently undergone a make-over. Nice looking, but hurry up and scan some of your art in already, Brian.
Nasser's Domain
Nasser's Halal Meats. I don't understand it either, but it's still pretty funny. Another recent make-over, Nasser's site will (hopefully) soon have some info on his new grossly expensive car, and currently has the details of his audio system pipe dream. Nice to drool over.
Lord Oberon's untitled page
Terrell's recently resurrected and currently untitled page--essays, poetry, and some interesting art.
Tina's Page of Stuff
Tina's small page of Hunaid-bashing. Very amusing.
Bernard's Date Site
The funniest site ever made by someone I know. I love you, How Ying.
Time
How Ying's musings on the passing of time. My thoughts ripped straight out of my head and put to words better than I could hope to articulate them. Read it.
Local (Austin)
Dobie Theater
What's showing at the best lil' theater in town, and when.
Dragon's Lair
One of the local hobby/RPG/fantasy shops.
ACA
The Atheist Community of Austin. Info about it and atheism in general. A large number of essays and a survey.
Yahoo Austin
A useful resource for the Austinite. Sort of a (limited) online phone book with a map and a friend to provide directions.
Favorites
Seanbaby.com
Making fun of the Super Friends, stupid people, and dumb Nintendo games, Seanbaby has created what is quite possibly the best website on the planet. Hilarious reader comics (and songs and even frigging NES games) as well. Fairly frequently updated. So much content you'll go blind.
OldManMurray.com
A perverse view of the gaming industry. So funny that, despite the fact that I have no interest in video or computer games, I read it religiously. Prepare to piss your pants. Frequently updated.
The Onion
The best parody newspaper/zine. Ever. Yeah, I've checked them all, sure. Of course I know what I'm talking about. You shut up.
Newgrounds.com
You'll spend hours here before you're done, but that's just if you don't get offended too soon. Everything from the funnest Flash animated game on the planet (Pico--shoot your rampaging classmates! Fight a psychically-gifted schoolboy! Flood the bathrooms!) to "Assassin," the game where you kill annoying people (ever have the urge to shoot at 'N Sync? Wanna kill Bob Saget AND the Olsen twins?) to the most hilarious parody of the Teletubbies possible (gettin' tipsy wit' Dipsy). P.S. "medicinal herb."
The Misanthropic Bitch
Love her or hate her, you're going to have an opinion. Hilarious if you're not too stuffy and enjoy seeing morons being made fun of. If, however, you have a bug up your ass, keep your distance.
eDay
No, that's not a typo. eDay, "your guide to dumb shit you can buy every day on eBay.com." Updated daily.
The Mr. Show
Not really too much here; just felt I had to pay homage to the most hilarious show to ever hit television. (Anybody who hasn't seen the Goodfellas parody I recorded, tell me and I'll have to show it to ya.)
Metaspy
Fun if you're bored. See what people are REALLY searching for on the internet. A quick visit turned up the following: "skinny dip," "nude ski resort," "cows+pictures," "russian preteens," "sulik's sister," and "free nude macross2 anime pictures."
Monstervision
Check out the caption contest section. Some of the old winners are funny, and you can put in an entry yourself.
Portal of Evil
Frequently has some of the most screwed up sites to be found on the internet. I have the feeling a lot of my Sites of the Week will come from here.
Zombieworld.com
Free email with a cool domain name. Supposed to have some actual content up sometime in the nebulous future, but nothing as of yet.
The Spark
Pretty funny, but it ain't got nothin' on The Onion. A bit more disorganized than The Onion, as well.
Cartoons
Jerkcity
Starring pants, rands, spigot, and deuce. Life if it were a gay chatroom. Read ten and you will begin to understand. Read twenty and you will get it. Read fifty and the universe is open to your every whim. Updated daily (for the most part).
Space Moose
Space Moose fucking rules.
Red Meat
Quirky, screwy, and hilarious. Daily. Whoops. Scratch that. Weekly.
Hotendotey
A strip that ran for 4 years and whose author is just now scanning them in. I've only had the time to read a couple, but they seem vulgar and funny enough to be worthy of inclusion among the others.


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