News and Updates This is where you should go to see if I've changed or added anything to the site or just to read the frequent updates. If something in the news or around me catches my attention (but not enough to form a Rant, Rave, or Screw You America about it), this is where it'll get bitched about. This is also where you'll find the Daily Quotes, an idea continued over from the webpage's last format. News and Updates will probably end up comprising the bulk of the site. enter here Links The Links section. This'll be links to all my friends' and acquantances' sites, along with a few useful or local (Austin, TX) links. Then, of course, there will be links to all of my favorite sites--generally riotously funny or disturbingly offensive (and often both at the same time). Everything from a spacefaring moose to a misanthropic bitch to the glittery fairy boy who has become Fagwatch.com's posterchild. enter here Stupid Shit The title kinda says it all, now doesn't it? This will be a little archive of whatever files I come across that are just too insipidly stupid or funny to let go unrecognized. enter here

Site of the Week Every week I'll try my damnedest to find a stupid, interesting, or funny site to spotlight. I'll include a brief description and an explanation of why it deserves to be included among all the other Site of the Week alumni. Old Sites of the Week will be archived. enter here Rants/Raves If I come across something that really sucks ass or kicks ass, you'll hear about it here. section not up yet Quizlet Okay, so George inspired me. I never claimed to be original. I'll try to have a different quiz/survey up every week. Expect less-than-pertinent topics. As in, don't expect to be asked about your stand on abortion. section not up yet Screw You, America All about stupid things that America and/or Americans do. I'm sure the state of Kansas will get a mention, as will Jerry Falwell and the 2000 presidential candidates. You get the point. section not up yet